Vine yo

Hey followers we have a vine!!! And if you have one go find us and follow!!! Look for Sam and the ging!! 

     ~ the ging 

Once upon a time.

Once upon a time (today)my family and many of my cousins went  to attend the play Marry Poppins. Upon arriving, (granted we were late) we realized the tickets we had ordered happened to be for the 30th...... Of NEXT month. Hahahahahahaha. It's ok. They brought us free food to make up for it. Upon finding this out my cousin decided to screech, at the top of her lungs (and when I say screech I mean this quite literally)  "FREE FOOD" bi it sounded more like "AHGHGJGHG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" 

Assemblies.

So. Today at school they gave a "back to school" assembly. Yeah it only been two weeks since school started. I you want to give a "back to school" assembly, then do it the actual week school starts. Really people.  But i guess school has really started now. I had two test today!! Not only that but mascots weird out the ging. Its like a creepy old dressed up and giving me on hug. Ahaha. Yes. We were sitting together. Of course we were. I have like 3 friends counting tiff. Unlike me I have Netflix and Michelle Maughan. So I guess that makes three counting Sam too.  Haha. They had us do a bunch of random things. Some poor kid was mobbed. Haha and he totally fell on the ground and looked stupid. Good thing his hot. Which was funny. Making sitting in a crowd of sweaty noisy school kids slightly worth it I guess. Nope no it does not. Nothing makes that worth it. 

     - Sam and the ging 

Weekly profile pic

So. we have a new idea. Each week we are going to be changing our blogger profile pic to be a different famous pair of people. For example. This week we shall be spongbob and patrick. To see the pic just click on our profile to view! To submit requests for our profile pic all you have to do is comment on this post. so go ahead. Do it. You know you want to.

-sam and the ging

GINGYNESS

Only sometimes. 😜

You ate my favorite:)

For your info Michelle Is pregnant. With a little girl named Oaklee:) 

Disney

Why are disney movies so amazing. Then it's so expensive to go to disneyworld !!! Why is life so unfair:( 

      - the ging

The end of it all.

The worst thing that can ever happen in ones life has happened. My remote batteries have died. AND IT'S STUCK ON DISNEY CHANNEL.  It's like my life is over. I would figure out how to turn my TV off manually but....... It's so far.........

-Sam 

Another Useless Walmart product

So today I was fighting my way through the back to school crowd at my local Walmart when I came across....

PAJAMA JEANS! "Looks like jeans, feels like pajamas! Now you can wear pajamas to school or work! And nobody will know!"

I also found gluten free restaurant style fries. In. A. Can. They happened to be next to the "chicken and waffle" potato chips. Wow. I feel so normal right now it's insane. Which for me, doesn't seem I happen very often. I wonder why.....

Well. Goodbye. 

Peace out! ✌

-Sam 

Back again

So. First day if school today. It's baaaaaaaack. And..... All I could think all day was. "Holy cow. I want summer back. I need sleep. Who are these people?! We're the seventh graders always this tiny? Why am I here." We'll actually it was a pretty good day. Classes are good and all that. It was cold though. 

Anyway. 

Peace✌

-Sam 

First day of school

So today I started walking into school. And at first I was excited to see my friends. Then I realized, wait I have no friends and I hate everyone. 

      - the ging

Fans

Thank you to all are wonderful viewers. All the ones from Russia, turkey, and South Korea. Very random places but still very grateful. 

          - the ging 

I would also like to say thanks you. We love you all. Tell your friends. Spread the word. You keep viewing and we will keep. Posting!

-Sam

Ginger ✌

Need I explain more? Credit goes to the Michelle Maughan

        - the ging 

12/12/12. The alien invasion. Or not...

What if 12/12/12 really was a big deal? But we can't remember it? What If there was some huge alien invasion and we all had to fight for our lives but then we won? And then after that we rebuilt everything to exactly the same way it was before. And nobody died because the aliens didn't want us dead they wanted us as slaves. And then we all decided that we didn't want to remember such a tragic and scary day? So they brain washed us all????

It's either that or it was just another day of the year. But....... I kinda like my explanation better. 

Either way. 

-Sam 

Random thought of the day

Are we really dog pets. And do they think to themselves " dumb humans. You are my slave. Now open the door I need to pee." 

         - the ging 

The Brits

So....... Do British people make fun of Americans? Do they like... Walk around saying American things? They probably use terrible grammar and say y'all all the time. That's ok. I think it would be funny to watch. I mean... It would offend me but.... Then I remember that everyone in good ol merica basically went into a national panic when Twinkies went off the market. And then I think hmmmm... Yeah.....  Good ol Merica. Did you know that the word petrichor means the smell of rain on dry earth or rain on dust?

-Sam 

Hallways at school

The one thing in the whole world that bugs more than anything in the hallways at my school. It's like honestly. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY I AM TRYING TO GET TO CLASS. But I found out a secret. If you push them, they move super fast. 

 

        - the ging 

We have a blog now. Blogs are cool.

well. we have a blog now. blogs are cool. our names are sam and tiff. who is known on this blog as the Ging. which is short for ginger. if you haven't guessed that by now than congrats. your not too smart. who knows what this site will contain. It may offend some people. well to bad. if you don't like it get off of my blog. that was the Ging. As you may have guessed when she is typing it will be italicized. Mine is like this. Did you know unicorns don't produce milk? 
Also do yourself a favor. GOOGLE SCOTLAND'S NATIONAL ANIMAL.
Just do it. I promise its worth it. I wonder if there is a country who's national animal is a narwhal. I would move there. As would we all... what were we doing again? oh yeah! we are introducing ourselves to the blogoshpere. blogosphere is a funny word. My name is Tiffani. I am a ginger. i have no social life and I am on netflix all the time. And I am Sam. Which is short for Samantha. long for S. I love music. I am not currently a ginger. Nor have I ever been a ginger. which is lame because i would love being a ginja. Which is a ginger. but also a ninja. Like me. she wants to be like me. Cuz i am too cool.  We are mormons. #teamnocussing but we do twerk.  please help us keep our site clean. And no, we don't mean windex. we mean no swearing or inappropriateness. thank you muchly. muchly. thats a funny word.  good day.,

- SAM AND THE GING